So, the 50 Shades trailer has dropped!

Things I like:

  • The sexier and more angsty Beyoncé version of ‘Crazy in Love’,
  • All the ridiculously chic interiors (hard surfaces! big sexy piano!),
  • Christian Grey’s fingers tapping against the desk (probably the sexiest shot in the trailer).

Things I don’t like:

  • Jamie Dornan’s face is kind of babyish, which is quite unnerving,
  • Ana saying, “Just look at me” and looking all coy,
  • Just 50 shades in general.

Of course, I’ll definitely be going to see it next year. Gonna ride this pain train all the way to the end.

- gildius -